DERA DILJEET DA


90's kid. Tall, Dark & Ugly. Aspiring ninja. Feminist. Pro jay walker. Supporter of inter-racial marriages. Oh, and I poop in a bag (thanks to a Colostomy surgery).


Favourite literary devices: Alliteration and Hyperbole.


Guilty pleasures: Googling myself, Listening Miss Pooja's songs, Fantasizing about Martian women.


About the blog: Like everyone else, I'll blog about things I like and sometimes some personal posts.




Things I like/ Things I am going to blog about: Comics/Graphic Novels/Superheroes/Funny pictures from internet/Mildly racist stuff/My village/India and things that are Indian/Ostomy posts/Jattism vs Sikhism etc.

I follow blogs that have content that is relevant to me, no followback stuff. And I don't expect the blogs that I follow to follow me back either.

Expecting to be entertained and educated on this awesome blogging website.

Peace.

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that-kid-matt-biller:

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grimyboy:

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT

Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing

what

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!? 

What shitty parent discovered this

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.

Jattan de kaake, fikar na faake. Badass Babies yo!

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satanic2chainz:

it’s taken too long for this gif to be on my dash

So, is this from MIB?

satanic2chainz:

it’s taken too long for this gif to be on my dash

So, is this from MIB?

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Colostomy Reversal Surgery

So, my 8 months affair with my stoma has ended. We both knew it wouldn’t last, but oh well. I took good care of it and in return it performed effectively. The reversal surgery was a bit more complicated than I thought. The first time (April 13), things didn’t go as expected, so I had to go under the knife again after 3 days. Things are looking ok now, I can empty my bowels like a normal person now. That is a big relief. But, I am still struggling with physical weakness and lack of appetite. Hopefully this too shall pass soon.

I have always meant to write about my experience with colostomy and colostomy bags, but I have been lazy. Will start doing it soon. 

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I miss Toronto. Oddly, that place left quite an impression. I am not much of a city person but the people of Toronto were very interesting. So I guess I miss the people more than the city itself.

I am especially missing the Toronto Public Library. Ahhh…. so many unfinished series and comic books. Sigh!

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Dear 5 followers, thanks for continuing to follow me even though I post once in about 2 months. Your love and cooperation is highly valued and appreciated. :)

I am fighting a severe case of internetlessness and hope to overcome it by next year or so. So stay strong and stay there :P

Peace

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Toothless Timothy Tebow. My new moniker.
No photoshop! No makeup!

Toothless Timothy Tebow. My new moniker.

No photoshop! No makeup!

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Anonymous asked: Hmmm so you're not completely sure. Is there anyway of reassuring me?

I’ll try. You are Anmol’s maasiji, right?

craftyelle:

Happy new year to ostomates!

craftyelle:

Happy new year to ostomates!

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Not having internet sucks

No internet in the village and can’t afford a laptop anyways.. so life pretty much sucks! I wish I was a squirrel; being human is soo boring these days :( 

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Penny for your Soul!!!: The Wheel of Time is a Must Read!! →

mellowhero:

I mean seriously people. This series has everything an epic, high-fantasy series needs. Engrossing action, a limitless amount of characters all with their own backstory, a believable magic system that surprises you at every turn, a living and breathing world that’s teeming with rich history,…

Highly recommended if you enjoy fantasy novels, magic, heroism etc.

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Tyrion Lannister says some deep things sometimes. Ok, maybe all the time. Peter Dinklage plays a wonderful Tyrion :)

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